More Email Confessions: To Sarah

And this is why.....
(a recap of my okcupid experiment)

To make you feel better my friend, I am sending you the highlights of my online dating experiment. Voyeurism at its finest!

Can you see why I have anxiety when I log in to my account?
Account erased, experiment over.

I hate rejecting people I will never meet.
Online flirting is pretty awkward and energy draining.

I think we need a new strategy.

xoxo jesse


Some highlights of the emails:




From: Stonebraker
I hope I didnt come across as a butt-hole, cause those stink and I just took a shower today.

I read your profile again.
You still look very amazing (that part didnt change).

Ok, I know i'm pouring it on kinda thick, but I thought you could use a swelled head for the summer.

Besides a summer dress looks so much hotter when you sporting a big head along with it.

What would you rather people notice, your great legs or that sexy, big ole bobble head I'm trying so hard to give you?? Duhh, like tha answer to that isn't screaming at you. :-D ha ha ha.

From: Red

I've never met a kitten that didn't make me smile.

I have described myself like a box of kittens.....

(he has 12 gauged piercings in his face alone.)

From: toosweet39

Whats up cutie?

Ya, Im olderthan you, butthat only means I got some experience.

Just kiddin, Im shy, and actually need some lessons myself.

Before you ask the question of "Are you goth/emo?" please ram a fork in your patella to remind yourself that people ARE NOT GENRES OF MUSIC.

Space piracy and Pokemon training also rank pretty high on my "things that build a Shea" list.

Oh that's my name...
Shea.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
My eyes and ass...

lol, then the women notice my package later...Ha Ha!!

AND OF COURSE....my "stalkers."

You can see the people who check out your profile, and how often they check up on you.

Here are some of mine.

I would've posted more, but the formatting is driving me nuts.